Monday, August 18, 2008

Why We Should All Have Leather Furniture

Meet TBH (her name will remain annonymous, but she knows who she is), an English teacher from Texas. She was so excited about meeting this great guy and going on a few dates with him. She was a little worried he was not very into her because they had only kissed once. Since I am a female myself, I did understand her concern but also reassured her that he would not be hanging out with her every day possible if he did not like her. So, she comes to work one day with a rather disturbed look on her face. I instantly thought something had gone wrong with the new guy in her life, so I asked her what was up. She didn't say anything, just rolled up her jeans and showed me her knee.

My response, "Ouch! What happened? Did you fall down or get a spider bite? What is that?"

TBH (responding with a huge grin on her face, "I got it while making out with K (the guy she thought didn't like her). We were sitting on the couch making out, for a while, and my knee started burning. Girl, I didn't care because he kisses really good!"

Me, "Well, I am glad it was worth it!"

Today, TBH came to work and informed that K is having leather furniture delivered today...and I am SURE she will be over there as soon as possible.

Lesson Learned: Don't make-out on fabric couches! I will let you guys know tomorrow if she gets any wounds from the leather!


Krystyn said...

I still don't even understand how she did that. That must have been some serious moving during the make out session.

Stephanie said...

Oh that is too funny! I'm a little curious how a little make out scene did that too!!

Elaine A. said...

She got couch-burn while making out? That's certainly a new one for me!

Rachel said...

HAHAHAHAHA - I am cracking up!! well she must know he is into her now if he is getting new furniture just so he can make out with her!! haha - TOO FUNNY!!

Kori said...

Guess it's kind of like carpet burn. Interesting. Is she sure they weren't wrestling? lol