Recession????

As I water my house plants with left over water from work (it's free from the water fountain) in an attempt to lower my water bill, and calculate how I will pay tolls and gas in order to get to work next year (we have already been informed we are getting a $3000 pay cut) I wonder if I should ask for this:


or this:I think it's better then this...right? These commercials are nauseating.

Yes, one of my students really wrote this. No, it is not the correct answer. What do you think the answer is?