Monday, February 16, 2009

26....

is old? Wow! I Didn't know until today that at the ripe old age of 26 people consider me a cougar. Well, not people, but the bagger guy at Kroger did. I was checking out and had $80 worth of groceries, so my cart was pretty full. The guy (I should say BOY) put 3 items in a bag and disappeared....I look one lane over and he is helping a very attractive young girl bag her 10 items. I just stared at the boy, I couldn't believe he left my pile of groceries sitting there for me to sack. I have no problem putting my groceries in bags, it's no big deal, I am not above a bagger. However, to leave me for some cute, young (she was maybe 13, and with her mom) girl to sack her groceries...ouch! Wrinkle cream and Botox here I come!

15 comments:

auntrene said...

Hi, I am here to leave you a comment about the Tshirts on your sisters blog. They are FABULOUS. I love them. I don't even care if I get extra points for commenting to you. I just thought you should know. They are so clever. I always tell my nieces and nephews I am the best Auntie... hehe.
Have a Terrific Day!!!

Krystyn @ Really, Are You Serious? said...

Hey-
Maybe you could make a business out of it!

And, that is hilarious! I got asked at the blood drive Friday if I was a student.

You are young and beautiful and hot!

C and C Mommy said...

My students can't believe that I am as old as their parents--they say but you are so much cooler than my mom!!

You are BEAUTIFUL!!

Stephanie said...

late twenties and we're cougars now? oy vey. That baggers hotness radar must have been off. Doesn't her know older girls are IN?

Hailey said...

You are too funny Emily!

Came from Krystyn's site. I love the shirt that you made for Izzy. Maybe I'll win won!

Rachel said...

I am guessing this guy was only 16... well hoping... because if he was going for a 13 year old at the age 16 (or older) you should be lucky he left your bags!!!

still, very rude of him!! did the checker say anything?? and you are so not a cougar!

Stephanie said...

If this is the case you definitely mean BOY. That's evident in his actions. What a loser. You, my dear, are not old. Because if you think you are old, I am ancient at 28. And I cannot be ancient at 28. Yikes!

Jessica said...

It's clearly because he knew you wouldn't pay attention to him...but the 13 year old might! Right...?! That HAD to be it!!

Cara said...

Now THAT is funny! You look like you are 26 going on 18, so that guy obviously has no taste at all in women. :)

Laura Marchant said...

lol! As soon as I had my first kid at 26 I swear men just stopped looking! Nothing says MILF like leaking boobs and stretch marks.

Stephanie said...

Oh girl..that is hilarious!!
I agree with Krystyn..you are young, beautiful and hot!

I know I've said it before, but the onesie you made Izzy is just ADORABLE!! I almost emailed you a couple weeks ago to ask you where you got your letters!
I hope I win...how much will you charge if I dont?!?! (because that seems to be the pattern w/ these giveaways lately! lol)

Anonymous said...

You are not old at all.... believe me that was just a blind, hormonal BOY!!! lol

Kirsten: said...

I'm with Stephanie...how much would you charge if we don't win the contest??? It is ADORABLE!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm here to leave you a comment for your sis's shirt give-a-way!!

P.S. I remember when I turned 26, I felt like all of a sudden I wasn't a "kid" anymore. It seemed that everyone treated me differently!

Marty said...

too funny...try 36 and that is true 'oldness'...When I turned 26, I think I finally started understanding who I was. At least you figured that out earlier than I did, I am just slow...does that mean I will age slower????? (just kidding).